THE HALL OF FAMOUS JOKES
golf course one Sunday, Bernie's about to putt, when a funeral procession
turns the corner just off the course and begins to roll by. Bernie
straightens up from his putter, takes his hat off, and holds it over
his heart. He stands there silently like that, facing the procession,
until it passes. Then he bends over again and makes his putt.
"That was a very thoughtful
gesture," a member of his foursome says to him as they walk towards
the next tee. "You are one compassionate guy."
"Thank you," replies Bernie.
"We would have been married 25 years next Tuesday."
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