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The Argument

     Three Tibetan monks are meditating in a cave.
     After God Knows how long, one of them opens his eyes.
     "It's raining out there," he says, and he closes his eyes and goes back to his meditation.
     A year passes. A second monk opens his eyes.
     "It's a beautiful, sunny day!" he says, and returns to his closed-eye meditation.
     Another year passes. The third monk opens his eyes.
     "If you two can't stop arguing," he says, "I'm going to find another cave."

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