THE HALL OF FAMOUS JOKES
presents
The Argument
Three
Tibetan monks are meditating in a cave.
After God Knows how long, one of them
opens his eyes.
"It's raining out there,"
he says, and he closes his eyes and goes back to his meditation.
A year passes. A second monk opens his
eyes.
"It's a beautiful, sunny day!"
he says, and returns to his closed-eye meditation.
Another year passes. The third monk
opens his eyes.
"If you two can't stop arguing,"
he says, "I'm going to find another cave."
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