On The Use of Asterisks in E-Mails
Below are some asterisks people
may use, if they like, in their posts. These are actual stars I've pulled
from the night sky.
Kevin has complained several times about
the use of asterisks, and I'm told that in fact the accepted way to
indicate italics or emphasis in a plain-text post is with one-space
underlines before and after the "italicized" word. Like _this_. To use
all caps, in internet-ese, supposedly means SHOUTING (sorry!), so that's
not recommended.
But I tell you, to me, _this_ word doesn't
_feel_ italicized to me and *this* one does! It's also *brighter*,
because of the light from the stars, so you can read it more easily.
Try turning all the lights of and reading
_this_ And now *this*. See?
SEE? Sorry to shout again, that was for
the people over in Europe and India, who are so far away from me here
in California. Anyway, If we use just
*these particular asterisks*, and keep it under control, maybe Mr. Docherty
won't be so offended. There are some nice ones below. These are all
from the Andromeda galaxy. You may check them out for controlled use.
I don't want to make our List moderators work overtime, so I'm volunteering
to administer them, myself. If you want to use some, e-mail me. Italics
should be a controlled substance, so, let's say, no more than two per
hundred words.
Of course, two can go a long way. You
can *italicize* a whole paragraph, a whole page, nay, the whole Encyclopedia
Brittanica with only a little asterisk at the beginning, and one at
the end. Voila. Light a whole sky with two little stars.
What do italics have to do with Italy,
anyway? I was in Italy. I did see one Italics Mine, near Verona, and
a few people wearing italics in their sport-jacket hanky pockets downtown
in stylish Rome, but other than that, it didn't seem any more of an
italicized country than, say, Finland. Well, I've digressed far too
long. Here are the asterisks, guys:
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