(January, 2002) HAVE YOUR TREE KEPT FOR YOU IN PERPETUITY! How many once-proud Christmas trees have you seen abandoned in the gutter this week? How many times have you arrived home and had to avert your eyes, as you got out of your car, for shame that the stately spruce that only two weeks ago stood tall and star-crowned in your livingroom, now lies prostate as though disgraced? Have you calculated the expense a typical couple goes to to purchase and discard a new Christmas tree every year—for up to fifty years? To say nothing of the deforestation of our woodlands! Now, we at the Kriegenshalterfielddorf Christmas Tree Mausaleum will keep your tree frozen alive with state-of-the-art liquid nitrogen cryogenic technology.! Our aluminum-lined vaults are clean and spacious. You'll know your tree FEELS safe at Kriegenshalterfielddorf as it "hibernates", knowing you will be giving IT its Christmas Present of a new lease on life, come winter. Every year at Christmas time, you can revive your tree and have it green and proud-looking again—all for a fraction of the cost and NONE of the waste! Don't leave a friend behind! Call us at 800-332-9547. !!!!!BUT WAIT!!!!! Now, for a limited time only, this two-for-the-price-of-one deal.
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