The
next day, Mrs. Sharkle, the PTO head, had to go to Albion, several
towns away, to pick up food for her pet elephant. Not that the local
pet store didn't have the food. The pet store in Albion, though,
was the only one around that had a can opener for sale that was
big enough to open the huge cans of elephant food, and her old opener
had just worn out.
As she was walking down the street
toward the pet store, Mrs. Sharkle passed a quaint little shop.
FLYING COATS, read the sign.
"Flying coats?" she thought. "That's
a strange name for a store." She
looked in the window to see a manikin wearing a black jacket with
a fluffy collarexactly like the one her daughter Jenny had
lost the week before.
"Hmmmm," said Mrs. Sharkle. "Hmmmm."
Then she noticed, inside the store,
a winter hat with a yellow smiley- face on it, exactly like the
one their next-door neighbor, AnnaJenny's best friendhad
lost the week before that! "Aha!..." she began.
And
then she spied, on a rack toward the back of the storeher
own coat!
Mrs.
Sharkle wasted no time. She grabbed the door handle, pushed the
latch with her thumb, and as the little bells above the door tinkled,
she stormed into the shop.
"I demand to know the meaning
of this!" she shouted, approaching the old, bearded, almost dwarfish
man behind the counter.
"Meaning?" replied the man in a kind
voice, looking up at her with gentle eyes. "Why, this means instruments
for your school orchestra nothing more, nothing less." He smiled
benignly.
"What are you talking about?" asked
Mrs. Sharkle crossly.
"You couldn't come up with a way
to buy the instruments, " the old man said. "So I opened this store.
Today I reached the goal, that will allow you to have enough instruments
for every boy and girl who wants one. Just a moment."
Right
then, several things happened.
Mrs. Sharkle said, "I'm calling the police!"
At the exact same time, seemingly
from nowhere, a puff of smoke went up behind the counter.
When the smoke cleared, the old man
was nowhere to be seen. But on the counter lay a check made out
to the school forjust as the old man had saidenough money
to buy all the musical equipment the school needed for the orchestra.
Mrs. Sharkle did call the police.
They came and retrieved the clothing that remained in the store,
and returned it to the boys and girls and parents who had owned
it. But no one ever saw the old man again.
Today, if you go to Hillcrest
School on a rainy day, or during the chilly season, you will find
boys and girls wearing coats and sweaters, raincoats and rain hats
that never, ever fly off.
And if you go at the right
time of day, in any season, you'll hear the strains of the new school
orchestra that everyone is very proud of. You'll also hear lots
of stories about the old man who seemed able to train coats to fly,
and who turned his mischief into Music!