4
LAPLAND
by Max Reif
The man looked almost like
a little boy wearing a pretend beard. He motioned for Mr. Nugent
to sit in a chair.
"We don't make it easy to get here!"
said the Commissioner of Laps in a very high-pitched voice. "Do you
know why?"
"Hmmmm," said Mr. Nugent, drawing a
blank. "No, I don't."
"Because laps are special!"
answered the Commissioner. "For example, do you know where they go
when you stand up?"
"Come to think of it, no," replied
Mr. Nugent."
"Well!" said the Commissioner, smiling
as though that explained everything. "These mysterious places on us,
so mysterious that we can't even find them when we stand upare
given to us for the sake of our dear little friendsso they can
nestle in with us bigger folk, and feel safe! Laps are our nests,
you know."
"Now what is it that brings you to
the Palace of Laps?" the Commissioner continued. "Your business
must be very important. You've come such a long way."
"I'm a teacher of small children,"
explained Mr. Nugent, " When I start reading them a story, one or
two children ask right away if they may sit on my lap. I hoist them
up, and then my lap is all full. But by that time, all the
children want to sit there. The ones who can't fit, feel very unhappy.
Because of that I almost feel I make more people unhappy than
happy with my stories!" Mr. Nugent frowned.
"Yes," said the Commissioner, looking
down at Mr. Nugent's lap. "I can see you have the standard two-seater."
"Well," said Mr. Nugent, "Is it possible
to apply for a bigger model?" The Commissioner smiled patiently and
sighed.
"Mr. Nugent", he finally said, "A lap
is not just a part of the body. A lap is also a state of mind! If
you expected to come to Lapland and simply find a catalogue marked
Bigger Models, I'm afraid I'm going to disappoint you."
Mr. Nugent's heart sank.
"But… " the Commissioner went on, his
eyes twinkling. " If you give the children all your love and attention,
they will already feel as cozy as if they were nestling in
your lap!"
"That's just what I do try to do!"
said Mr. Nugent.
"And then," continued the Commissioner
as though Mr. Nugent had never spoken. "Then, if you think to yourself
over and over, 'My lap can hold the whole world, my lap
can hold the whole world…"
The old man was whispering now, as
though he was sharing a great secret. He drew his face very close
to Mr. Nugent's.
"Then you may be surprised what
can happen!" The Commissioner was speaking so softly that Mr. Nugent
could scarcely hear him, even though his face was only an inch away.
Mr. Nugent felt puzzled, but he also felt he had indeed been let in
on a secret.
"Thank you, Mr. Commissioner," he said
simply.
"You, sir, are one of those rare laps
which may contain more than meets the eye," replied the little man
with a wink. "That is why I share this with you. Now I have much to
do, so you'd best be on your way." In an instant, his head was buried
in a thick stack of papers.
All the way home in his airplane seat,
Mr. Nugent kept looking down at his lap. It still looked like a two-seater.
Had he gone all the way to Lapland for a mouthful of mumbo-jumbo?
"Lapland", © 2005 by Max Reif