THE HALL OF FAMOUS JOKES
man isn't feeling well. He goes to the doctor, who gives him a check-up
and then says "I don't know how to break the news to you, but
you have an incurable, fatal condition and you have less than 24 hours
The man goes home and explains to his
wife about his condition. They have dinner, spend their usual evening
at home, and then go to bed.
Some time after midnight, he nudges
his wife and wakes her.
"Honey," he says. "These
are my last few hours on earth and I can't sleep. What the hell, let's
just make love all night!"
"That's easy for you to say,"
says his wife. "You don't have to get up in the morning!"
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