THE HALL OF FAMOUS JOKES
The other day I'm sitting
in a bar and grill when a panda walks in. He goes up to the
bar and orders a ham sandwich. He eats the whole sandwich. When he
finishes, he pulls out a pistol, shoots the guy behind the counter
in the arm, and walks out.
Witnessing all this, I'm flabbergasted!
I follow the panda out the door and catch up with him.
"What the heck are you doing?"
He turns around to face me.
"I'm a panda!" he says.
"Look it up!" And he keeps walking.
At home later I get out my dictionary,
turn to "P", and leaf through, page by page, until I find
a giant marsupial living in
Eats shoots and leaves.
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